Dont say your gonna share if your NOT.

Me and somebody went to "Canteen " for something to eat yesterday.I had a banging chicken and chips.I was ready to ask for the bill when  the person i was with suggested we order a desert to share..So we got a banoffee pie
I didnt think i was really gonna eat much of it,,but after the first bit i was FULLY INVOLVED.The thing is i only got 3 spoonfuls,while the other person who suggested we "share" got at least 9 mouthfuls...Moral of the story dont say your gonna share if you have no intention of sharing.